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Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? A. It's for the Christmas period. Remember that a dog is not just for Christmas If you carve them very thinly they'll last well into January.

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Two men were in the pub discussing their latest sexual conquests. The first man says he picked up this girl last week and they agreed to go back to his house and have sex. Once in the house the girl stripped off, lied down on the bed legs apart and panted, "I want you to give me twelve inches and make me bleed." The second man not for one moment believed his friend was that well hung, asked what he did. "Well" he says, "What could I do - I fucked her twice and smacked her in the face!"

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